F/H: Hurricane Survival Kit
If a hurricane’s a comin’ be prepared! Hurricane Survival Kit Toilet Paper………………………..check Bud Light……………….. ………….check Keystone Ice……………………..check Budweiser………………………..check Red…
Friday Funnies ~ Dilbert One Liners
Here are some nice Dilbert’s one liners.. 1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen. 2. A…
F/H: EU News Flash
Even though news about the US Election has dominated the world lately, we all need to be aware of…
F/H: The Crocodile
This is a real life exam of a Grade 5 (Std. 3) pupil. Primary School Exam 1 of the…
Meet Tom Cruise ~ The Exclusive
Yes I know that a few of you movie buffs may have thought that it was one Tom Cruise…
Classic News Clips
Police reveal that a woman arrested for shoplifting had a whole salami in her knickers. When asked why, she…
F/H: Husband & Wife Series
Sent in by Deeps Husband & Wife – Why divorce? In a divorce court a woman requested the judge:…
Health Questions Answered
*Received in an email and not written by me although it is the kind of thing IÂ would write……
F/H: 10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should
1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes.
2. CARPERPETUATION (kar’pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.
3. DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt’) v. To sterilize the piece of confection (lollipop) you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow ‘remove’ all the germs.
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