Classic News Clips
Police reveal that a woman arrested for shoplifting had a whole salami in her knickers. When asked why, she…
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F/H: Husband & Wife Series
Sent in by Deeps Husband & Wife – Why divorce? In a divorce court a woman requested the judge:…
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Accidentally invented
Ever wondered where things come from or how they were invented?
I love finding out how things work and generally I prefer to put things together without the instructions, sometimes to my detriment (just between you and me).
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Health Questions Answered
*Received in an email and not written by me although it is the kind of thing IÂ would write……
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F/H: 10 Words That Don’t Exist, But Should
1. AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks’trus) adj. Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes.
2. CARPERPETUATION (kar’pur pet u a shun) n. The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.
3. DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt’) v. To sterilize the piece of confection (lollipop) you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow ‘remove’ all the germs.
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I’ve lost Control
I’m being dead serious I’ve lost it Good and proper it is gone Hope it will come back Hope…
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F/H: Good, Better and Best Of the Law
GOOD Park Rynie, SouthCoast, NPA policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn’t getting many. Then…
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F/H: CV Quotes
These are taken from real CVs and cover letters and were printed in the Fortune Magazine a couple of…
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F/H: Wrong E-mail Address!
Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address: A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to…
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Installing LOVE
Tech Support: Yes, … how can I help you?  Customer: Well, after much consideration, I’ve decided to install Love. …
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