Friday funnies: Smart kid
A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Harry what is your problem?” Harry answered, “I’m too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third -grade and I’m smarter than she is!…
F/H: Something Fishy…
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, “Whatcha doing, Tim?” “My goldfish died,” replied the boy tearfully, without…
Wind Photos… and you thought I was kidding?
An angler seems unperturbed by the huge waves breaking over the harbour wall at Cape Town’s Kalk Bay. (Yunus Mohamed, Die Burger) Gale-force winds in the Cape Town CBD were a little too strong for this policeman who ended up…
F/H: Cinderella at 95
After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for companionship. One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the…
What I have learned in 30 years…
Life will always challenge you in order to keep you on your toes so that you don’t stagnate and in turn smell of stale air. It is very rare that you actually have a real choice whether you go through…
For Those Who Enjoy Language
1. Those who jump off a bridge in Paris…are in-seine. 2. A backward poet writes…inverse. 3. A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. 4. Dijon vu – the same mustard as before. 5. Practice safe eating…
F/H: Tennis Ball
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball. Seeing no one around that it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts. Later, on his way home, he stopped…
F/H: Navajo female wisdom
A saleswoman is driving toward home in Northern Arizona when she sees a Navajo woman hitchhiking. Because the trip had been long and quiet, she decides to stop the car and give the Navajo woman a lift. During their small…
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