Anesthesiologist’s business card: When you care enough to sleep with the very best.
Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office: Dr. Jones, at your cervix.
In a Podiatrist’s office: Time wounds all heels.
On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels
At a Proctologist’s door: To expedite your visit please back in.
On a Plumber’s truck: We repair what your husband fixed.
On another Plumber’s truck: Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
On a Church’s Billboard: 7 days without God makes one weak.
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee : Invite us to your next blowout.
At a Towing company: We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.
On an Electrician’s truck: Let us remove your shorts.
In a Non-Smoking Area: If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
On a Maternity Room door: Push. Push. Push.
At an Optometrist’s Office: If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’ve come to the right place.
On a Taxidermist’s window: We really know our stuff.
On a Fence: Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!
At a Car Dealership: The best way to get back on your feet? Miss a car payment.
Outside a Muffler Shop: No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
In a Veterinarian’s waiting room: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
At the Electric Company : We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don’t, you will be.
In a Restaurant window: Don’t stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.
At a Propane Filling Station: Thank Heaven for little grills.
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: Drive carefully. We’ll wait.
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Not exactly same thing.. but my dentist used to have a picture of a clock beside the real clock on the wall – and then the text “actual time” and “wish time” (not sure I picked right words), where the wish time of course was the time when they finish work. =)
I tried to pick my favorite one but can’t, these are all very good.
Just the humour I needed to give me a break while doing paperwork today…once again…thank you SF! 🙂
haha… this is just so funny… thanks SF, you made my day…
LOL!
Holeycheese that is too funny and cute! I would so have one of those clocks – poetic even!
Joy am about to ship you some specially baked cookies! (don’t believe a word that Amber says about them!)
Abroad paperwork? YURGH!!!
Meor@maru glad you enjoyed lol!
TDYK … for some reason apparently my cookies are dangerous???
Holeycheese that is too funny and cute! I would so have one of those clocks – poetic even!
Joy am about to ship you some specially baked cookies! (don’t believe a word that Amber says about them!)
Abroad paperwork? YURGH!!!
Meor@maru glad you enjoyed lol!
TDYK … for some reason apparently my cookies are dangerous???
I’m just awakening from my unconsciousness. The stress is releaved, but I’ve got a pounding headache that won’t let up. Perhaps I’ll take some fuckitall pills. PLL, CordieB.
Wow! They do make some sense, don’t they? Huh? Huh? rofl!!!
Cordie you are too funny I can’t stop laughing out loud now, we must get shipments sent out of that fukitall for sure! Phew *breathe*
Glaize lmao
Cordie you are too funny I can’t stop laughing out loud now, we must get shipments sent out of that fukitall for sure! Phew *breathe*
Glaize lmao