I think you’re the father
A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at him and say hello.
He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from.
So he says, “Do you know me?”
To which she replies, “I think you’re the father of one of my kids.”
Now his mind travels back to the only time he as ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, “My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???”
She looks into his eyes and calmly says: No, I’m your son’s math’s teacher.
OMGROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Glad mouth was empty!!! *wink*
ROFL don’t you just love the punch line!!! Dang gotta catch you out tsk!
Where do you get this stuff????? LOLOLOLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Woman stop you have me laughing so hard it hurts!!! OW!!!
I have seen this one before… very funny!
Its a classic!
Ya, ya, see you’re making me laugh again! Trying to get me overdosed with laughter, eh? See this big grin on my face? 😀
Aye I am preparing you for tomorrow… big day and alls 😀