Important Notice!
It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kg of Escherichia coli bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kg of poop!
However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey, vodka, beer or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering, and fermenting.
It is better to drink wine and talk shit .. than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information. I am doing it as a public service
ha nice observation 🙂 btw did the tag 🙂
Off to go have a read
Whew!
Thank goodness I drank that wine with dinner tonight!
I guess I’m going to have some on my cereal in the morning as well, now.
Don’t encourage my drunken escapades.
Lucky that I have just been up to the brewery to collect this weekend’s supply!
Razz – oooo wine with cereal now that could be an interesting mix *makes notes to try it out tomorrow morning*
SG – aye I am using it now as an excuse to have another glass, no one can stop me!
Mr @mmo that is just mean, now am thirsty… brewery makes that yeasty stuff don’t they…? Alcoholic grape juice waaaay healthier I tell you!
I guess I’ll just have to drink more beer! What a bummer 😉
eeeeek alcoholic grape juice… I repeat… grape juice!!!
That settles it….. I am giving up water starting today……
and besides that you know what the fishes do in it don’t you???
Thanks for the inspiration! In approximately 36 hours and 53 minutes I shall be steadfastly observing this Law of Drinkingdynamics from a perch on the rue de Rivoli.
Lucky cow! Am sooooo jealous but exciteds as well for you 😀 Please ensure to have a glass bottle for me! … and no photos of yummy cakes and the likes!