A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
‘Oh my, I am so sorry,’ the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.
‘Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you,’ she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his.
She listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a night-cap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings.
The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!
‘You know,’ he said, ‘you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?’
‘No,’ she replies..
WAIT for it. .
It’s coming. .
The suspense is killing you, isn’t it?
She says:
‘You just happened to catch my eye.’
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Any girl willing to make such a bad pun has to be a winner.
🙂
You are so bad!!
This was so corny it was hilarious… I love corny jokes 😉
Corny is right…..right to the very end!
Ooo Why did the banana go to the doctor?
….
He wasn’t peeling very well
Ooo Why did the banana go to the doctor?
….
He wasn’t peeling very well
And I thought I was bad enough… 😀 had fun laughing at this!
Lol glad you enjoyed and I got you laffing!
Lol 😀 😀 good one!!
Banana puns have the added bonus of being phallic.
ROFLMAO SG you are too much!!!Great now can’t stop laughing! sheesh
Hey, you’re the one who made the pun. That’s hot.
Lol yeah yeah wells I am a laughter addict anything can set me off – seriously