F/H: The Prim and Proper elderly lady…
There was once a very prim and proper older lady who had a problem with passing gas. Since she came from a generation when people didn’t even talk about this kind of problem it took a long time for her…
Whoohooo there be SNOW!!!
I woke up this morning to the most beautifulist of sights ever and I mean EVER… it was snowing and real snow flakes were falling to the ground! No seriously REAL ones!!! I stood by my window mesmerized for close…
For Minnesota
A couple go on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband  likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and takes a…
A Thought: The Interview
Reporter: Sir, what is the secret of your success? Bank President: Two words. Reporter: And, sir,what are they? Bank President: Right decisions. Reporter: And how do you make right decisions? Bank President: One word. Reporter: And, sir, what is that?…
New Years Resolutions you can keep…
Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep? Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point: 1. I want…
F/H: A Policeman Testifies in Court
If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defence attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman’s credibility… Q:…
Take me where the sun is shining
Take me where the sun is shining Where the air up in the skies are in my eyes And I will fly Overcasting sight A view that wears the colour of the night Appearing everytime I feel alright No definition…
An African in England Questioned
A little while ago I wrote An African Questioned… about all the questions I have received with regards to being African and growing up in Africa. This is part two to that “Interview”, An African in England Questioned. Question: So…
F/H: Perfume…
Two women get on an elevator. The first woman reeks of perfume and the second says, “What’s that perfume?” The first responds, “Chanel #5, $99.00 a bottle.” The elevator stops on the fourth floor and another woman boards reeking of…
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