Congrats to all my friends who were …
BORN IN THE 1920’s, 30’s 40’s, 50’s, 60’s, 70’s and 80’s! First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us and lived in houses made of asbestos. They took aspirin, ate blue cheese, raw…
Friday Funny ~ Famous Quotes
It was the end of the school day and all of the kids were anxious to go home. The teacher told the kids,”As soon as you can name the speaker of a famous quote you may leave. O.K., Who said…
It’s Great to be a Souf Efrikan
Possibly a few funny things about South Africa, a good laugh at that but also listed are a few of the reasons I wanted out… 1. You can eat half dried meat and not be considered disgusting. 2. Nothing is…
F/H: 10 peeves that dogs have about humans
Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans 1. Blaming your farts on me… not funny… not funny at all !!! 2. Yelling at me for barking.. I’M A FRIGGIN’ DOG, YOU IDIOT! 3. Taking me for a walk, then not…
Stupid ice
You know generally I am not so stable on my feet on a nice summers day. If someone is going to a) knock into something b) slip down stairs c) be attacked by flying objects be they walls or ants…
I’m moving on…
Sometimes its hard to put into words a feeling so deep within yourself. How does one portray the true meaning and feeling of feeling the building blocks in life falling into place, how does one describe the truth found in…
If we hold on together
A confused 12 years old not quite feeling right within the body I found myself looking through old eyes at the passing squatter camps. I looked upon the shanty towns, tin shacks, the smell of the morning fires tickling my…
F/H: Barbie’s Letter to Santa
Dear Santa, Listen you fat little troll, I’ve been helping you out every year, playing at being the perfect Christmas present, wearing skimpy bathing suits in frigid weather and drowning in fake tea from one too many tea parties, and…
F/H: Country Doctors
A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older gent suggested the young one accompany him on his rounds so the community could become used to a new doctor. At…
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