Good : Your wife is pregnant.
Bad : It’s triplets.
Ugly : You had a vasectomy five years ago
Good : Your wife’s not talking to you.
Bad : She wants a divorce.
Ugly : She’s a lawyer
Good : Your son is finally maturing.
Bad : He’s involved with the women next door.
Ugly : So are you
Good : Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad : You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly : You’re in them
Good : Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad : You can’t find your birth control pills.
Ugly : Your daughter borrowed them
Good : Your husband understands fashion.
Bad : He’s a cross-dresser.
Ugly : He looks better than you
Good : You give the ‘birds and bees’ talk to your daughter.
Bad : She keeps interrupting.
Ugly : With corrections
Good : Your son is dating someone new.
Bad : It’s another man.
Ugly : He’s your best friend
Good : Your daughter got a new job
Bad : As a hooker.
Ugly : Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way ugly : She makes more money than you do.
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You are right: certainly good, bad AND ugly…… LOL!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah the Ugly sounds too much like Murphy and I know that barsteward all to well can tell ya!
Good can be so boringly expectable 😆
Got me again!! These are great. Love the woman next door one! LMAO!!!
Suddenly the room spins with me while I excuse myself for a laugh – love them!
Froggywoogie Happy birthday toooo youuuuu you look like a monkey and belong in a zooooo ok wait there is more coming… watch this space
Joy *grins* coffee on monitor??? dang ok ok will try agains
Glaize lol Murphy is a pain in the dart board can tell ya!
Froggywoogie Happy birthday toooo youuuuu you look like a monkey and belong in a zooooo ok wait there is more coming… watch this space
Joy *grins* coffee on monitor??? dang ok ok will try agains
Glaize lol Murphy is a pain in the dart board can tell ya!
Damn, how did you know it was my birthday?
Was I drunk and I signed up some weird documents? Lol
THANK YOU VERY VERY MUCH! It was unexpected and it has sincerely touched my heart
Damn, how did you know it was my birthday?
Was I drunk and I signed up some weird documents? Lol
THANK YOU VERY VERY MUCH! It was unexpected and it has sincerely touched my heart
*denies denies denies* I have a useless memory for these things dunno it was a miracle!
Hope you have the most fantabulist of days!
*denies denies denies* I have a useless memory for these things dunno it was a miracle!
Hope you have the most fantabulist of days!