I was sent this poem just after I ended a relationship, I don’t know who wrote it but it was so apt to how it was.
Perhaps you need this poem today, I don’t know, I just keep it close for it is a reminder of what I won’t go back to. I now pass it on to you, perhaps it will do the same for you.
If you’re a man reading this then change the he/him to she/her by all means.
He didn’t like the casserole
And he didn’t like my cake.
He said my biscuits were too hard …
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn’t perk the coffee right
He didn’t like the stew,
I didn’t mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him
Like his mother used to do.
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hahaha LOL…sooo apt !!! Brilliant! Thanks for sharing this, even though I don’t need it now, you never know when it may come handy! 😛
🙂 hmmm…what do you feel abt the poem?
lol! =)
Deeps I pray that you will never need this, that no one ever need it but it sure does come in handy
Vishesh I love that poem… try living with a man that wanted his onions cut the way his mother did… no, I am not joking.
TDYK 😀
Deeps I pray that you will never need this, that no one ever need it but it sure does come in handy
Vishesh I love that poem… try living with a man that wanted his onions cut the way his mother did… no, I am not joking.
TDYK 😀
“Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him
Like his mother used to do.”
LMAO!!!! Oh I LOVE THIS POEM.
“Then I turned around and smacked the shit out of him
Like his mother used to do.”
LMAO!!!! Oh I LOVE THIS POEM.
Yip it’s a keeper, i think it’s one of the best I have ever read… ever!!!
Definitely a keeper! Love it!
ROFL Yip
ROLF – I like it! Thanks for the laughter!
What a hoot! That is precious.
May the next man in your life not be a blockhead.
What a hoot! That is precious.
May the next man in your life not be a blockhead.
Wow…nice! Thumbs up!
Cordie Glads I made you laugh! Thought it a poignant one!
Ilegirl hear hear! I just love that word “blockhead” am going to use that one today I think!
Glaize I hope you never have to use it!
Cordie Glads I made you laugh! Thought it a poignant one!
Ilegirl hear hear! I just love that word “blockhead” am going to use that one today I think!
Glaize I hope you never have to use it!