I’ve lost Control
I’m being dead serious I’ve lost it Good and proper it is gone Hope it will come back Hope I will find it I doubt it though It’s gone I just know I’ve lost it Gone Never to be once…
Knowing when to press Pause
Some days I just want to press Fast Forward never mind pressing Pause! Pause? What’s that? Come on, you have to be kidding! Pause? Bugger that sorry mate, catch a wake up and grab a stronger coffee because your current…
F/H: Good, Better and Best Of the Law
GOOD Park Rynie, SouthCoast, NPA policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn’t getting many. Then he discovered the problem – a 12-year-old Xhosa boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, which read…
[place your politicians name here]
“Its always their fault isn’t it, never ours, no no no, don’t be crazy, how one earth can it be our fault? Come now, don’t be ridiculous, us? NEVER will it be our fault, hell no, get a life, wake…
F/H: CV Quotes
These are taken from real CVs and cover letters and were printed in the Fortune Magazine a couple of years ago: 1. “I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.” 2. “I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor and…
F/H: Wrong E-mail Address!
Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address: A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20…
F/H: GCSE Exam Answers
This is a compilation of actual student GCSE answers… 1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and travelled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that…
You deserve to be adored…
Wish upon a falling star Passion patrol Accept us for who we are Don’t loose control The old non-American rules The choir to be traced I’m not in need for thrills Don’t need to be safe today Chorus: And you…
Installing LOVE
Tech Support: Yes, … how can I help you?  Customer: Well, after much consideration, I’ve decided to install Love. Can you guide me though the process? Tech Support: Yes. I can help you. Are you ready to proceed? Customer: Well,…
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