Fishing Poles Lessons
Remember that game Fish, two or more players battling it out asking the other for a specific number and if they had it then they’d hand all of that “number” over. While playing the card game our feelings and trust…
Would you be happier?
Have you ever wondered where the story ends, And how it all began, I do (I do, I do, I do, I do) Did you ever dream you were the movie star With popcorn in your hand, I did (I…
F/H: Bushisms
Its incredible, everyone is bashing everyone about who they vote for, who they shouldn’t vote for… boy oh boy even our newspapers are hitting it so here I give you a few Bushisms – can’t wait to get my hands…
F/H: The New Priest
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, “When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a…
Cape Town, South Africa… The storm photos
*Not taken by either myself or Whimpass dog but sent in via email Strand Beach (aka the beach closest to me) Boschendal Wine Estate (aka a few km from me) Three Anchor Bay – proof that Capetonians are mad hatters…
Rainbow Spotting
Do you remember as a kid looking out the window or into the sky in search of a rainbow? Don’t know about you but I absolutely loved rainbows and would get so excited when I spotted one. As the rains…
Can I pick your brain?
Enreal from journals of Enreal tagged me for this one – kind of a strange one but fun all the same. Thank you Enreal for putting a question that has had my head wrapped round a pole for the last…
The 2% Mathematics Exam Result… the expozzay
I made a comment in the Weekly Fruit Salad with regards to my once exam result for Mathematics, many queries later I feel the need to put the record straight. Firstly I must come clean… It wasn’t 2%, it was…
F/H: The Idiot Test
Scoring: 21 Correct – Genius 17 Correct – Above Normal 15 Correct – Normal 8 Correct – Nincompoop 6 Correct – Moron 3 Correct – Idiot Questions: 1. Do they have a 4th of July in England? 2. How many…
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