It’s a beautiful day!
Its the first day of spring, woke up this morning and the flowers were out, the sun was shining and the radio said “Be warned there is another massive cold front on the way. Â Sunday will be high seas, winds…
F/H: Actual Signs Seen In England
Sign in a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT. Sign in a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS. In an office: WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING…
Friday Funnies: Complaints to UK Council Offices
City Of Sheffield Metropolitan District Genuine Extracts Of Letters To Council Offices I wish to complain that my father hurt his ankle very badly when he put his foot in the hole in his back passage. The lavatory is blocked….
A Question for Religions
Mssc54 – you mentioned the below quote ironically after I wrote this post. It is not connected to your beautiful comment. It is a bit freaky that our words were exactly the same hmm. I have a question for those…
F/H: After the beep
Actual Answering Machine Messages Recorded and Verified By The World Famous International Institute of Answering Machine Messages: 10. My wife and I can’t come to the phone right now, but if you’ll leave your name and number, we’ll get back…
I am you and you are me…
I first really listened to this song as it came on my shuffle while flying to England last year October. Â I sat there and listened to it back to back the ENTIRE flight, a total of 11 hours, yes you…
F/H: Doctor’s notes
These are doctors’ notes on patients’ charts: (Actual notes – unedited!) 1. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. 2. On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd…
Spring/Autumn Meme the Meme
Adopted from Kwonshe’s A Meme 1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? both of my dead grandparents, I am really really thankful that I didn’t get my great grandmother’s name. I can’t repeat it sorry. 2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME…
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